13 Jul
Kanye West Wake-up Plan
It’s been an interesting morning thus far.
I awoke @ 5 (yes, in the a.m.) to the smooth lyrical stylings of Kanye West. Wait, what? Why is Kanye coercing me awake at this ungodly hour?
So I turned over, looked at the clock, and shuddered slightly at the sight of 5:07 digitally displayed before me. Then I thought, well if the sun is up- why not I? And if Dylan can awake even earlier on this same day (to take-part in a triathlon of all things) why shouldn’t I! So I crawled slowly, but surely out of bed to start my day… And I couldn’t help but throw down a couple of dance moves.
Apparently 5 a.m. is when some people end their day. As was the case, and the source of the Kanye tunes being played at peak volume outside my building here in James Bay.
Maybe the young lady exiting her ride- consisting of a cherry red Ford mustang, top down to soak up the rays of the rising sun apparently, driven by a balding, leather jacket sporting man (clearly much older than she)- was out all hours of the night discussing quantum physics? Maybe. Though she was dressed similar to a M.A.C. make-up counter girl, an Earl’s waitress, heck even a call-girl had more modesty than her. Not that I’m judging her by appearances alone…
Oh wait, I am. It was early, I couldn’t help the moodiness.
However, next time I see her in the hallway I will thank her for the 5 a.m. wake-up call on this lovely Sunday morning, and see if she wants to chat a bit about subatomic particles moving backwards or forwards through time…?
Posted by Ali on 13.07.08 at 08:50
what the….! your hillarious… if your writing is any small insight into the crazy stuff that takes place in your brain, i will be forced to launch a covert op into the truth of our relations as cousins….
wait a minute… didnt i just send you a 2 page email this week rambling on about the weather and the difference between alberta and british columbia that didnt resolve much other than my insanity…
oh right.. we are related… and how.